Sunday, April 29, 2007

Joan Jett Rocks!



Let's just say it outloud...get it out of our systems....Joan Jett ROCKS! Within the last few years, it has come out about her being a lesbian and even dabbling a bit in the S&M world (you get your slave on girl!). The I heard that she did a cover of The Sweet little known gem "ACDC". THEN, I heard that Carmen Electra was in the vid. Well, I know not everyone will say it but DAMN if girl on girl action just isn't THE hottest thing around. Check out the video....this clip will get even Dr McSteamy a little toasty!!

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Friday, April 13, 2007

Hard Day's Night?

 

I really need someone….right now….to explain to me how you just give up your (essentially) free ride for the rest of your life for some ‘magic beans’!

 

I’ll wait…

 

Anyone?.....yeah, I didn’t  THINK so….

 

Julian Lennon has just sold some of his financial stake in his father’s compositions for the Beatles library. For those who have lived in a shell for the last 40 or so years, Julian Lennon is the son of John Lennon.

 

I mean….if times are tough…you’re a little strapped for cash……for F*** sake you don’t sell something with an immeasurable value such as your dad’s life blood of musical work that has inspired millions….literally…..

 

Write a book, go on a casino tour, hit the TV circuit, do in-store signings, guest star on other people’s projects, or even just take someone or some band under your wing. You are Julian Freakin LENNON.

 

A part of Rock and Roll just died for me today…..Because if I start hearing Beatles songs as jingles for Bubba’s Bail Bond’s or some crazy ass shit like that, I may have to just become a nun……….or …ok, maybe something not that drastic, but you get the point…..

 

 

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Bringing Sexxy GLAM Back!!

Hey Bone Fans.....check this out....a freakin' awesome site called Bring Back Glam
I stumbled across it and for fans of the glam scene....you will totally dig on this.....Like Poison? Go there. Like Bullet Boys? Go There! Like Great White (like I know ya do!) GO THERE!!!

I will have the link posted on the side......visit her site and show some BONE LOVE!

Monday, April 09, 2007

COVERSNAKE!!















ARE YOU READY!? FOR THE ASIAN WHITESNAKE TRIBUTE BAND!? I DIDN'T THINK SO.......

Monday, April 02, 2007

...Fun with words!


Hello boys and girls…let’s examine today’s; FUN WITH WORDS!



In a conversation with the Ms Monkey (please check out her blogger for more fun and frivolity), I was telling her about my rousing performance at Suspects this weekend. I told her how when “interviewed” by the “policeman” I said on Friday that my name was Jeff Conway, and on Saturday I was Tom Hanks. Too damn funny. So she said that I should use some girls name next time. Since it is Monday and I am a bit out of it, I say (here comes the Fun With Words bit) “YEAH! Do you know any good omnisexual names!!” *pause* “You mean ANDROGYNOUS YOU ASSHOLE?!” She retorts…………I sulk in my office space work chair and say bite me and hang up…..



I hate Monday’s




Sunday, April 01, 2007

Odd things that happen to good people.....

Let me paint the picture for you;

Sunday afternoon, around 1 pm.....I get a hankerin' to make a run for the border (Taco Bell for my Midwestern readers). So I pull up and order my (as of late) usual Zesty Nachos and a Beef Combo Burrito with sour cream.....$4.22. It's been that for the last 2-3 months......

As I pull up to the window and hand the senorita my nice new crisp $10 bill, the girl says, "Nope". [insert confused head tilt]...."Excuse me por favor?" The lady in the car in front of you has taken care of is. The dumbfouded look on my face clearly must have pointed out my confusion ."Your name is Wade, right?" Deer in the headlights. My eyes widen. "umm....ya...." "Yes, the woman in the car paid for your order"

I asked who she was. "She was nice, had an accent..." My mental Rolodex starts reeling and for the life of me, I can't figure out who it could be.

With as many times as I get into my fits of rage because of stupid drivers or when walking through the mall and out of nowhere, people will just stop in mid stride; a moment like this comes around and you just get befuddled. I am sure the feeling will be fleeting as I have to drive to work again and will hate most of mankind as we know them.....but for now......I like people.....my faith in people having a good heart has gone up....now if you will excuse me, it is time for me to chow down.