Friday, July 27, 2007

firewoks


firewoks
Originally uploaded by LucasImages.

see notes on picture!

To the King Of Irony .....

......I give you a posting from the one lone local paper from my hometown:


Richard (Dick) Reams, 40, Yankton, was arrested at 9:35 a.m. Wednesday for sex offense/restrictions on residence within community safety zone. He was being held on $1,000 bond.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

have a Heine'


have a Heine'
Originally uploaded by LucasImages.

seems like we go out a lot.......but this is my beer as I am waiting for the chinese take out *house fried rice and won tons*; how are you enjoying the pictorial?

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

ROCKZILLA BITCHES !


ROCKZILLA BITCHES !
Originally uploaded by LucasImages.

tasty little morsels for a Wednesday!!!

No Guest Bloggers Here!

Hello faithful and knowledgeable reader!

I just wanted to take a MERE moment, that no matter where I am, where I go, what I am doing (be it a cruise, a stay at a rehab center/fat farm) yours truely will not leave your favorite blog unattended with "guest bloggers". I am here for you the wonderous minds of that tiny microscopic entitiy of the web that is All My Life!...

(feel guilty yet Drunk Monkey?? I am just teasing, you know because I think it is funny...well that and this morning waking up, I am sore all over!)


In all seriousness, make sure you check out the link on the right for The Drunk Monkey blog. Pretty funny stuff over there. As well as the Queen of Dysfunction!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

rehearsal space...7-24-07


rehearsal space...
Originally uploaded by LucasImages.

Snow White rehearsals started today......

It does behoove me, dear reader, about the oddity that is today’s ‘normal’ human being. Driving aside (which is a whole other topic for a more bitter, hate-filled post) just they way they think (or lack of) makes me stop in my tracks. Two examples:

Last night, the Mrs. and I go to our local, friendly SaveUMoreOrLess grocery outlet type thing. As we are walking, CLEARLY on the right most side of the aisle, a woman, who has the scowl of one very wronged woman, is walking, straight at us as we are pushing our cart. Mind you, there is nobody on our left, her right. I begin to slow down trying to assess where I should go. Finally, she moves to her right but not without making sure I notice her “The-nerve-of-you-to-make-me-move-from-my-line-of-site” glare.

This gives me cause to stop myself. Mrs. Lucas says “what are you doing, we need to go that way”. I said to her that isn’t it just in the normal walk of life (no pun intended) to walk on the right? We are taught from the time we are mere grade school kids, to walk on the right. We drive on the right. I just shake my head in bewilderment and proceed to get my food items.

This second one, is actually more funny than a vent. I was going into the break room where an older woman (60+?) and a younger woman (late 20’s?) were talking about what they use in their toilet bowl as far as cleaner? One uses the blue tablet that makes the swirl-y blue water. The other doesn’t because she has dogs (maybe DON’T let them drink from the toilet!?). This toilet bowl gate discussion went on for like 10 minutes (yes, I started to browse the paper, but was really wanting to hear how long this would go). I walked out and chuckled.

People are just ….. well………. They are…………….*shrugs*……well they are something………what say you?


Monday, July 23, 2007

Great Snack! 7-23-07


Great Snack! 7-23-07
Originally uploaded by LucasImages.

a little drop of Tabasco on these pork rinds are a GREAT snack!

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Mini Bar....7-21-07


Mini Bar....7-21-07
Originally uploaded by LucasImages.

the awesome mini bar that Ashley found us at Pier 1 imports. Got it for a STEAL too! Please note the Johnny Walker Blue 750L I have just waiting for a special opportunity *nudges Drew*

Friday, July 20, 2007

Foo Fighters...7-20-07


Foo Fighters...7-20-07
Originally uploaded by LucasImages.

lovin this album. I am also stoked that I am still holding true to my mission! Any requests out there?

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Looking down.....


Looking down.....
Originally uploaded by LucasImages.

...on the Lucas Mobile......purty ain't she.....

..and now for something else..........

here is an email just transipired between A Monkey and myself........


Fearless Hero: So its going to be kids and then me? That might be hysterical

A Monkey: I think so... and two of them are girls playing boys.. I shouldn't say kids... They are teenagers.. same diff... You Shaleen and I are the Old fogies..

FH: Which makes me king perv old guy…..Where’s Chris Hanson from Dateline when you need him

AM: Probably at a Hooters..

FH: Do you know even know what the chris hanson reference is?

AM: [pregnant pause] Nope

FH: He’s the guy on NBC that does those “to catch a predator” sting operations. He catches old men that respond to teen singles ads

AM: oh [another pregnant pause] …he's still probably at Hooters..

FH: *slams head on desk* It would have just been funnier if you knew who he was and now all I got is jokeamous frustrationmous and hungry for wings and boobs!!!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

I have just a little filing for you 7-18-07


I have just a little filing for you
Originally uploaded by LucasImages.

no rest for the birthday boy........"hey Wade, can you go through this garbage and find those documents we need?"

ummm....so much for the glory of my birthday....

on a high note.....I have been cast as a "dwarf" in a children's play. More details to follow

W

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Top Gun Slots robbed me!! 7-17-07


Top Gun Slots robbed me!!
Originally uploaded by LucasImages.

nice to look at; fun to listen to; ROBBED ME F*CKING BLIND!!!

The start of a project....

....well today I have turned a "milestone" birthday. I took the day to just reflect (i.e. be a slacker).....then I got to thinking I should make this milestone day one of new beginnings...So what I am going to try to do is.....my world in pictures.....armed with my handy dandy nifty Iphone, I am going to try to post a picture a day and give some sort of narrative. This is loosely based on Drunk Monkey insisting that I don't update my blog as frequently as I ought to.

now as far as logistics, I may upload the pic to Flickr then put the link here....or I may just have you all go to flickr......

so stay tuned....the first of 365 pics will be coming up......