spicy tortilla!

spicy tortilla!
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another great shot from WAY back in the day...

Employment Perks!

Employment Perks!
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scanned this photo from ages ago.....

Hallelujah

Today Steve Jobs announced that Apple will be allowing 3rd party apps on their phones. This is great!! I am not a hacker, but some of the things some Iphone users have been able to do and add look friggin outstanding!
There is one program that would be considered a 3rd party app. And until now, was useless when the Iphone had its update. IToner lets me add personalized mp3 ringtones to ALL my contacts....Take Mr. Bigword for instance; he and I have a few (read MANY) different inside jokes and quips and basically our own speak. So his mp3 will be "One Way To Rock" with the specific line of "It's 8:05, it's time to rock".
Ms. Monkey / Drunk Drama Queen will probably have a show tune or something gay and happy! *wink*
Mrs. Lucas will probably get the Darth Vader march theme....HAHAHA!
I got to think of one for my mom and dad....Matt W......Jessica S.....Oh yes, and the Smith's!

good times.....

Also, the new play, Ghost Writer, is coming along really well. Summer and I have got some great scenes to help you laugh your asses off! Make sure you check it out and get your reservations here

Great shot of Old Sac....

Taken after the private show tonight.....the iphone camera takes great shots.....

Washington Apple

This is so good! It is like biting into the best apple you have ever tasted!!

Photograph...

On a couple of occasions, I have mentioned my best friends from school, Brian and Paul. I was > * < this close to meeting up with Paul Tuesday. He was in the area for work but conflicting schedules and timing all suckled at the teet of fate and it didn’t come to fruition. So I get an IM from Brian last night. He is in Australia of all places teaching. Don’t ask me to explain; I don’t even understand. But I was kind of honored when he told me he talked about me to his class in the context of when I worked at the Cockatoo/Zebra club.
But the talk, as it often does, drifted to “the old days”. We had some pretty interesting times. We worked at Hardee’s and we spent weekends trying to find alcohol and girls. Usually one would be present, and many times we scored the double shot. One such fond memory of the alcohol; a co-worker “found” a keg and brought it to us closers at Hardee’s. We were all stoked but weren’t exactly sure HOW we were going to tap it. So, one of the college guys (we appropriately called Spiccoli. Trust me; they modeled the character in Fast Times from this guy) said we should take it to his dorm room bathroom. So here we are. 5-6 guys, huddled around a keg in a bathroom armed with screwdrivers, hammer and as many towels as we could procure. The only thing I can remember is getting totally soaked and trying to sneak out without the RA’s catching us.
And as for the girls…..where would I even start. I know the 3 of us had our more than fair share of breaking hearts and getting ours broken. Don’t be too impressed, In Yankton, there wasn’t a whole lot to begin with. I think that is why Brian and I ended up at the college many times.

So I am cruisin’ in the SUV the other day and Photograph from Nickleback comes on. I am sure you have all heard of it, but I know my mom reads the blog too so I will explain. Photograph is a song about looking back at home after all the years and having the flood of memories come. It never really struck me as much as it did this day.
I have been homesick for a while and thinking about all my friends (yes, you too Mr. & Mrs Bigword) and family back home……so when the final verse came up, I had to wipe a tear away;

I miss that town

I miss their faces

You can't erase

You can't replace it

I miss it now

I can't believe it

So hard to stay

Too hard to leave it

Attack of the Super Head!!

Loss of words......

My good friend over at Mr Bigword stumbled upon a story that will just make you sit back and go "What The F*CK!?".

Here is the link

While I revel in the fact I did a good link while Mr Bigword is....well at this point probably violating some stripper or a bottle of Johnny Walker, I am going to spearhead my law suit against California Family Fitness for not making me thinner even though I pay my dues every month.......

Madden '08

Take a close look. While I was sitting down and looking forward to some great a**-kicking by the Chiefs, I noticed on a replay a "ghost ball"! I did a few different angles during the replay and it was there the whole time! Freaaaakyyyyy!
Must be close to Halloween!

2 for $4~!? I love Fudge Stripes!!!

HIGH SCORE PROPS...

...From VIAGRA!

Apparently, even though I am 0-3 in my fantasy football (because I have Tony Roma and Brett Farve for QBs and whichever one I start the one benched has a break out day), Viagra sponsors the "High Score of the Week". Well, yours truely, is sponsored by Viagra (which is a good thing, yes?)
Anyway, here is a screen shot for your amusement!

Suspects gets Messy!

Great Shot of Rita doing her death.....

Suspects Gets Crazy on Tuesday!

I played the "rasta" hitman again and it was so funny! It was like a Japanese Porn convention; flashbulbs going off all over the place! They LIKE me, they REALLY LIKE ME!

it's Monday....

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...pretty sure EVERYONE has felt like this on a Monday before......

And the winner is......
Congrats Shaleen!! We love you!!!

A bra, a cell phone, and rhumba....you do the math! Hint: the bra is
NOT Mrs. Lucas'

But let me explain the madness.......

So I have been good and bringing either a can of Beef-a-roni or some chicken noodle soup.
With it, I would get a sandwich from the vending machine. So when I got my sandwich today out of the little caged-in box, I found it quite amusing to put a quarter where the sandwich was sitting. Knowing me as many of you do; this made me kinda giggle outloud. Next week when I get my $2.25 sandwich, I was going to put in a dollar. The thought of people dealing with the quandry of "Hey! A dollar is in there!" but it costs them $2.25 to get out amuses the hell outta my simple mind.

In other news, I am pretty sure the Mrs. is going to fit me for a straight jacket any day now....

Happy Friday everyone......

Things.....that don't match ...

They're Baaaack! VAN F'in HALEN

Rehearsal footage of them doing Beautiful Girls!

Well, not really....

This WAS a funny picture but they took it down

......FYI: I got my credit and LOVE the headphones I bought!

What did i do with my iPhone credit?? New ear buds!!

Disney and Tats

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Here is a great picture of us at Disney and my tats!

You're friendly neighborhood rasta hit man!

Set up for a porno shoot?? No, my ICI classes.

UPDATE!
Little Mrs Big Word has asked what many of you have asked; WTF is ICI an acronym for!?
I do a part time acting gig for the Institute of Criminal Investigation where students comprised of police officers, detectives, and all branches and titles therein learn interrogation techniques. Right now, the 2 cases I am doing scenario's for are for the victim of a jewelry robbery and the suspect in a rape case. The classes take place in Hotel Conference rooms and then the individual interrogations take place in hotel rooms.
I've been doing this for about 4-5 years now and it is a very cool deal not to mention the money isn't bad at all either.

Halloween is near!!

Hangar 17

this was a great club I went to after Snow White performance Saturday.....
yes I know this is short; I am cranky

Bravo TV Celebrity Poker Showdown!

Here is a GREAT hand I did. All in; Straight on the flop! I ended up in 4th place and winning a Poker Set worth $100!!

Snow White!

Say 'ello To My Li'l Friends!

Good Morning!
Today I bring some most awesome links. They will be featured with the rest, but wanted to give them a little highlight right now;



Mr Bigword. Oh my bloody hell where would I EVEN begin. "From the beginning" you are probably saying to yourself. As many of you know, I used to work and manage a Nightclub/Gentleman's Club in Yankton. One night about forever ago, I was waiting tables during a Male Revue night. It was WAY back in my prime so I had quite a bit 'o game going in my favor. Having said all that, I was getting pretty well woman-handled in many places. When I went up for a round of cocktails (no pun intended) A voice over my left shoulder said "You look like you could use a shot" ; and the rest is history. Mr. Bigword and I have been through more in a weekend than most would ever see in a lifetime and STILL have the time to walk in a snowstorm for booze and Frito's. And to this day; Due to reasons that only God and or The Devil riding Mother Nature as His/Her bitch; we, by LAW can't see each other on Easter; EVER (but that story is for another post)

Mr. Bigword is married to the uber stunning and ever so quick witted, Mrs. Bigword. She can be found here at her Webellion
She has been the yang to His Ying. A quiet presence with a quick witted tongue planted firmly in cheek and ever a doll. I don't have many stories that can actually BE placed on this blog without having an age restriction in process. Trust me when I say; PERFORMANCE MATTERS!

So definitely check both of these people's sites out regularly. Take 2 and call me in the morning!

Love you both Mr. & Mrs. Bigword!

Wade

Sunrise....

Evening all.....this is what it looked like this morning as we woke. Wildfires are (shocker I know) blazing all over Northern California again. So much so, the morning haze of smoke gave the sun a really funky glow.

What's wrong with thus picture ? Maybe the red car going in the
opposite direction???

YO BABY!!

Too damn funny......

My Great iMovie!

My latest and greatest iMovie is now available on YouTube. You can
view it at:

My First Project
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqaHWjgthUQ

Enjoy!

GASP!!! I missed Sunday!!

Can you believe that!! The day went pretty nice and relaxing....I didnt' even take a big nap......but by 10pm I was WIPED! So I thought....."hey, I'll go lay down and watch a movie quick!!" Me, In Bed on a Day OFF!!? Go figure......so I owe you 2 pictures today! The first one is; As you may recall, Ash and I went to the Lucas Winery a while back. Well we told them of our namesake and they graciously gave us these wine labels. Ash then put them on some board and found this great frame. Well she finished her project and now we have this hanging in our living room. I think the piece looks AWESOME!

Mescelle being a bad ass at Suspects!

Hey all...thanks for swinging by.....so it is the beginning of a big holiday weekend!
Good thing too because work was about to kick a brotha's ass today!
Here I am listening to Sammy Hagar's "Livin' It Up" CD......which I will be doing all weekend long!

much love...

W

I Have A Little OCD Going On

I know this may seen odd, and I promise to post a whole entry about this, but my OCD has many different facets. Smells being one. I am very weird about smells and I love having good smells around me. I have, at just a quick mental count, a combination of 7-8 different body sprays and colognes and scented oil. Something about smells can bring you back to a familiar time and place. Now this may not be unique to just me, it does make me make mental note every time it happens.

Like just now on the elevator.

I am on my way to court as I step on the elevator. Before the doors even have a chance to close behind me I am taken back to a time about 12-15 years ago (egads that hurt just to write) when I was managing the Cockatoo Gentleman’s Club in Yankton South Dakota. To some, it may have made them wrinkle their nose and maybe even make a comment; but to me it was a smell of a very wild time in my life;

The multi-layering of women’s cologne.

Now I know my good friend Drew will totally and undeniably understand where I am coming from on this. You get your first little whiff as you enter the club. I gentle menagerie of subtle fragrances and sprays; a little White Diamonds here, some Beautiful there, and a dab of Vanilla which I think is somehow mandatory for at least one woman to cake on like its frosting. But once you enter the sanctuary that is *wait for it………..* the dressing room, this is when the full effect of lotions and sprays and oils and such seep into you. For you ladies, it’s the smell you smell on your man when he comes home and says he was “out with the guys” for a few beers. It inevitably can bring on that little “dirty” side in someone.

Also, here is today’s picture…..this was taken from almost the furthest point away…..then you have to walk all the way and my suite is on the 3^rd floor.

Yeah; don’t even get me started….

Hitman Wallpaper

This is my new wallpaper....Hitman.....it's an awesome game for the PS2....plus it looks damn cool!

Weekend is almost here! I hope that Zach gets booted off Big Brother tonight!!

Going down?

Thanks queen of dysfunction for pointing out the obvious that a
majority of the pics posted have been food based! I will mix it up a
bit.