The Lucas' meet The Ducks

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This picture is still pretty damn cute even though I am a cynical, cold hard ass.....
:-)

How Blue is Blue?

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Win a PlayStation 3 Courtesy of Gizmodo

In the mood for another contest? Good. Here's how you can win a PlayStation 3.

This is going to be a photo contest, so here's what you do. First step: paint yourself blue. Second step: go to a public place and take a picture of yourself. Points will be awarded both for being more blue and being more embarrassing in public than other contestants. The more blue/embarrassing you are, the more likely you are to win. It's up to you to decide how blue and how embarrassing you want to be. Dressing up like a Smurf may or may not get you more points (it probably will).

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I am more than sure you know I entered.....

update!

I've had some people ask "where the hell is the update!?"
while the Thistle Dew Theater website was down, we were directing traffic to this blog so people could get info....so trust me, very soon I will be back with wit wisdom and the pic-a-day feature!

if you are in Sac; COME SEE THE SHOW!

~OUT
W

Ghost Writer Cast...

L - R:
Summer, Me, Micail, Ashley, Greg, Shaleen

Ghost Writer!

GHOST WRITER

A Supernatural, Historic
Romantic Comedy
By
Donya Wicken

Directed By
Richard Williams


Opens November 9th
Friday’s & Saturday’s
Thru December 1st, 2007


Thistle Dew Dessert Theatre
1901 P Street
Sacramento,Ca

Reservations are required.

Box Office:
thistledewplaywrights@yahoo.com
or telephone 916.444.8209

F-ing Karma!

It just figures....
pay to get the car detailed and it looks like rain this morning....and how's YOUR day?

Somebody call a doctor!!?

Dr.Zhivegas is the NEW SHIT!
I just stumbled upon these guys today while random surfing. This group is putting the balls back into today's rock! It's just raw, sexy, fun rock!
Buy it, steal it, burn it, rip it but rock it and turn it up to 11, bitches!
OUT!
DRZHIVEGAS Gimme Whatcha Got

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All other phones are crap to the almighty iPhone !!

Crossing the Missouri

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Bridge in Yankton that takes you to one of the staples of Nebraska; The Lazy D saloon!

Jack's

My friend Candy and I went to Jack's Friday before going to see Ashley in her show...

Bulletproof - Paul Stanley

Great Tune....hope this works

Red Robin

Is it just me or does Mexican/Spanish television have some of The
hottest chiquitas??!

Sent from my iPhone, bitches!

spicy tortilla!

spicy tortilla!
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another great shot from WAY back in the day...

Employment Perks!

Employment Perks!
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scanned this photo from ages ago.....

Hallelujah

Today Steve Jobs announced that Apple will be allowing 3rd party apps on their phones. This is great!! I am not a hacker, but some of the things some Iphone users have been able to do and add look friggin outstanding!
There is one program that would be considered a 3rd party app. And until now, was useless when the Iphone had its update. IToner lets me add personalized mp3 ringtones to ALL my contacts....Take Mr. Bigword for instance; he and I have a few (read MANY) different inside jokes and quips and basically our own speak. So his mp3 will be "One Way To Rock" with the specific line of "It's 8:05, it's time to rock".
Ms. Monkey / Drunk Drama Queen will probably have a show tune or something gay and happy! *wink*
Mrs. Lucas will probably get the Darth Vader march theme....HAHAHA!
I got to think of one for my mom and dad....Matt W......Jessica S.....Oh yes, and the Smith's!

good times.....

Also, the new play, Ghost Writer, is coming along really well. Summer and I have got some great scenes to help you laugh your asses off! Make sure you check it out and get your reservations here

Great shot of Old Sac....

Taken after the private show tonight.....the iphone camera takes great shots.....

Washington Apple

This is so good! It is like biting into the best apple you have ever tasted!!

Photograph...

On a couple of occasions, I have mentioned my best friends from school, Brian and Paul. I was > * < this close to meeting up with Paul Tuesday. He was in the area for work but conflicting schedules and timing all suckled at the teet of fate and it didn’t come to fruition. So I get an IM from Brian last night. He is in Australia of all places teaching. Don’t ask me to explain; I don’t even understand. But I was kind of honored when he told me he talked about me to his class in the context of when I worked at the Cockatoo/Zebra club.
But the talk, as it often does, drifted to “the old days”. We had some pretty interesting times. We worked at Hardee’s and we spent weekends trying to find alcohol and girls. Usually one would be present, and many times we scored the double shot. One such fond memory of the alcohol; a co-worker “found” a keg and brought it to us closers at Hardee’s. We were all stoked but weren’t exactly sure HOW we were going to tap it. So, one of the college guys (we appropriately called Spiccoli. Trust me; they modeled the character in Fast Times from this guy) said we should take it to his dorm room bathroom. So here we are. 5-6 guys, huddled around a keg in a bathroom armed with screwdrivers, hammer and as many towels as we could procure. The only thing I can remember is getting totally soaked and trying to sneak out without the RA’s catching us.
And as for the girls…..where would I even start. I know the 3 of us had our more than fair share of breaking hearts and getting ours broken. Don’t be too impressed, In Yankton, there wasn’t a whole lot to begin with. I think that is why Brian and I ended up at the college many times.

So I am cruisin’ in the SUV the other day and Photograph from Nickleback comes on. I am sure you have all heard of it, but I know my mom reads the blog too so I will explain. Photograph is a song about looking back at home after all the years and having the flood of memories come. It never really struck me as much as it did this day.
I have been homesick for a while and thinking about all my friends (yes, you too Mr. & Mrs Bigword) and family back home……so when the final verse came up, I had to wipe a tear away;

I miss that town

I miss their faces

You can't erase

You can't replace it

I miss it now

I can't believe it

So hard to stay

Too hard to leave it

Attack of the Super Head!!

Loss of words......

My good friend over at Mr Bigword stumbled upon a story that will just make you sit back and go "What The F*CK!?".

Here is the link

While I revel in the fact I did a good link while Mr Bigword is....well at this point probably violating some stripper or a bottle of Johnny Walker, I am going to spearhead my law suit against California Family Fitness for not making me thinner even though I pay my dues every month.......

Madden '08

Take a close look. While I was sitting down and looking forward to some great a**-kicking by the Chiefs, I noticed on a replay a "ghost ball"! I did a few different angles during the replay and it was there the whole time! Freaaaakyyyyy!
Must be close to Halloween!

2 for $4~!? I love Fudge Stripes!!!

HIGH SCORE PROPS...

...From VIAGRA!

Apparently, even though I am 0-3 in my fantasy football (because I have Tony Roma and Brett Farve for QBs and whichever one I start the one benched has a break out day), Viagra sponsors the "High Score of the Week". Well, yours truely, is sponsored by Viagra (which is a good thing, yes?)
Anyway, here is a screen shot for your amusement!

Suspects gets Messy!

Great Shot of Rita doing her death.....

Suspects Gets Crazy on Tuesday!

I played the "rasta" hitman again and it was so funny! It was like a Japanese Porn convention; flashbulbs going off all over the place! They LIKE me, they REALLY LIKE ME!

it's Monday....

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...pretty sure EVERYONE has felt like this on a Monday before......

And the winner is......
Congrats Shaleen!! We love you!!!

A bra, a cell phone, and rhumba....you do the math! Hint: the bra is
NOT Mrs. Lucas'

But let me explain the madness.......

So I have been good and bringing either a can of Beef-a-roni or some chicken noodle soup.
With it, I would get a sandwich from the vending machine. So when I got my sandwich today out of the little caged-in box, I found it quite amusing to put a quarter where the sandwich was sitting. Knowing me as many of you do; this made me kinda giggle outloud. Next week when I get my $2.25 sandwich, I was going to put in a dollar. The thought of people dealing with the quandry of "Hey! A dollar is in there!" but it costs them $2.25 to get out amuses the hell outta my simple mind.

In other news, I am pretty sure the Mrs. is going to fit me for a straight jacket any day now....

Happy Friday everyone......

Things.....that don't match ...

They're Baaaack! VAN F'in HALEN

Rehearsal footage of them doing Beautiful Girls!

Well, not really....

This WAS a funny picture but they took it down

......FYI: I got my credit and LOVE the headphones I bought!

What did i do with my iPhone credit?? New ear buds!!

Disney and Tats

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Here is a great picture of us at Disney and my tats!

You're friendly neighborhood rasta hit man!

Set up for a porno shoot?? No, my ICI classes.

UPDATE!
Little Mrs Big Word has asked what many of you have asked; WTF is ICI an acronym for!?
I do a part time acting gig for the Institute of Criminal Investigation where students comprised of police officers, detectives, and all branches and titles therein learn interrogation techniques. Right now, the 2 cases I am doing scenario's for are for the victim of a jewelry robbery and the suspect in a rape case. The classes take place in Hotel Conference rooms and then the individual interrogations take place in hotel rooms.
I've been doing this for about 4-5 years now and it is a very cool deal not to mention the money isn't bad at all either.

Halloween is near!!

Hangar 17

this was a great club I went to after Snow White performance Saturday.....
yes I know this is short; I am cranky